说“懒”（曾版主请进）

毛文洪

<p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;;">说“懒”</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">（关于版主的辞职书）</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">我这个人，自己都认为很懒，当了一个“随笔区”的小版主，可是从来都是有名无实，原因是自己就懒得参与管理。</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">无奈，整天就只躺在床上，东想想，西想想，就是懒得动手。</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">已经有好多天了，我一直在想，一个人懒到什么程度才算懒？我算不算懒？</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">“懒得烧蛇吃！”迷茫之中，似乎我的前辈指着我的额头在指责我。</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">哦，对了，“懒得烧蛇吃”，这是我们家乡维西评判懒的一个标准。</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">磨蹭在床上，品味着前辈的指责，我无奈地苦笑了。</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">用“懒得烧蛇吃”这个标准衡量，在我的前辈看来，我可能已经够格了，因为，小时候，我的父亲就不止一次地这样说我。</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">但是说句老实话，至今我都没有抓过蛇，更没有烧过蛇吃。</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">想着想着，心里就觉得有点愤愤然。我没有烧蛇吃，凭什么要说我烧蛇吃了呢？</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">再一想，又觉得“懒得烧蛇吃”这话有问题。不是么？能够把吓人的蛇抓来，本身就不是一件容易事。抓蛇的人首先要具备足够的胆量，然后是肯动手去抓，而且要想法不要让蛇咬着，你想想，敢动手，肯动手，又善于动手的人，怎么会是懒人呢？更何况他把蛇抓来以后，还要烧了吃，这一个“烧”，就又需要他砍柴、生火，然后才能烧蛇，否则，他是吃不成的。所以我觉得，“懒得烧蛇吃”的说法值得商榷。</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">但是，用“懒得烧蛇吃”指责过我的前辈，都已经离我而去多年了，现在，我连个商榷的前辈都找不到了。</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">前辈走了，我们对前辈传下来的东西不能妄加改动。我只能这样想，诸如“懒得烧蛇吃”之类的话，之所以被前辈反复使用，也许是因为在特定的时空中，在特殊的环境下，有它生存的道理，而我之所以觉得它不近情理，是因为我还没有接触到那个特定的时空和特殊的环境，见识或认知都还肤浅的原因吧。</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">既不相信“懒得烧蛇吃”可以形容懒汉，又想沿用前人对懒汉的这种幽默评价，想来想去，我想出了一个新的说法：“懒得麻蛇钻进屁眼里都懒得往外拉！”</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">想到这，我忽然又想到，虽然我整天懒得光是躺在床上磨蹭，但我还是在东想想西想想的啊，能够想，而且能够想得出“懒得麻蛇钻进屁眼里都懒得往外拉”，我能是懒人么？</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">呵呵，我是否懒人还真难说准。还是让我继续躺在床上磨蹭着想吧，等到麻蛇真的钻进屁眼里的时候，大家看我拉还是不拉，那时，就见分晓了。</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">这几天，又在筹备新房的装修、搬迁等等一些麻烦事，想到了与其懒而疏于管理，何不主动辞职呢？辞了职，也就不会有人说占着茅坑不拉屎了。版主先生，您说对么？</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">特致辞呈，请版主核准为盼！</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: &#718;&#805;; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></strong></p><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#718;&#805;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;（</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; 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曾蒙

<p>呵呵，上船容易下船难哟。</p><p>斑竹也不是个多大的官，又没有钱，全是想到的时候意思意思。没有必要有这么严重的心理负担。</p><p>有新房了，祝贺~！</p>

陈禹

向毛主席报到:毛主席要装新房啦,哈哈---